So, I've noticed that I walk off-kilter.
As in...with a slant.
Like...one leg is shorter than the other.
Obviously it's from my accident...3 years ago, I believe? When I had surgery on my knee. But I only realized that I walk funnily on an almost daily basis. So I try to correct it but it feels really weird and for some reason I can't tell if it's working or not.
I was utterly confused when I woke up today.
For some reason, I had entirely forgotten when I had went to bed. When I awoke, it was 12:30pm. I panicked, since I have class at 10:30. I rushed to get dressed when I noticed it was still dark outside.
Commence approx 5 min of "WTH is going on?"
Something interesting to note:
-By attempting to delete a copy of "programs" in your start menu, you WILL erase ALL of them. So...don't empty your recycle bin if you do. -head desk- Lesson learned, Universe.
I just realized that you can add "justice" on to the end of pretty much anything and sound like some sort of grizzled veteran/detective.
"And this waitress was so rude-"
"You know what else is rude? JUSTICE. Because it doesn't have time to listen to your whining."
"These shoes were so cheap!"
"You know what else is cheap? JUSTICE! Because everyone thinks that they're in the right, so she's having a hard time keeping up with the exchange rates for THE TRUTH."
"This is starting to make me angry-"
"You know what else is angry? JUSTICE. Because it's the FISTS of RIGHTEOUSNESS, flying at YOUR FACE. Because it's TIRED of the LIES."
And then I'd probably be justice-punched in the face.
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I completely forgot to put this in my previous, dentist-related post. When my dentist was using those machine things, I kept thinking of them as lasers...
...which led to me imagining, basically, a two-hour Gundam fight.
A gundam fight
Never say the dentist can't be entertaining.
I'll get around to properly posting...Saturday, I suppose.
