Go in peace, my readers...until I throw you out a window.
Good gracious, English profs are an amusing bunch.
I quote:
"Grading essays is like dusting...no matter how much you do there is always more. And I'm afraid to put two essays on top of each other...they breed. I start with two, leave the room, come back and there are nineteen."
He also randomly told us that the word "defenestrate" means "to throw out a window".
Also, what is it with English profs and taking pictures of students to help remember their names...?