Tiff's Tall Tales (of Tricky, Thrilling Trials)

I was utterly confused when I woke up today.

For some reason, I had entirely forgotten when I had went to bed. When I awoke, it was 12:30pm. I panicked, since I have class at 10:30. I rushed to get dressed when I noticed it was still dark outside.

Commence approx 5 min of "WTH is going on?"

I then realized that it was 12:30 AM, after looking at my phone. I had to double-check to make sure it didn't freeze, since it does that occasionally. I checked the date on my computer. Indeed, it was March 31.

Talk about "LOL WUT."

THEN I remembered that I went for a nap at 4:30 pm yesterday, since I have a cold. I then realized that HOLY CRAP I MISSED SUPPER. And that I was wide awake.

Oops.

I got antibiotics in addition to the plethora of pills I take, so I picked up one of those weekly pill holders.

A certain friend said I should put candy in them too, so I have something delicious along with the pills. Which made me laugh, cuz medicine isn't candy and could lead to confusion at one point.

...It's gonna be a long day, methinks.

-.-

Posted by tcp664 at 04:41 AM | Permalink

Something interesting to note:
-By attempting to delete a copy of "programs" in your start menu, you WILL erase ALL of them. So...don't empty your recycle bin if you do. -head desk- Lesson learned, Universe.

I just realized that you can add "justice" on to the end of pretty much anything and sound like some sort of grizzled veteran/detective.

"And this waitress was so rude-"
"You know what else is rude? JUSTICE. Because it doesn't have time to listen to your whining."

"These shoes were so cheap!"
"You know what else is cheap? JUSTICE! Because everyone thinks that they're in the right, so she's having a hard time keeping up with the exchange rates for THE TRUTH."

"This is starting to make me angry-"
"You know what else is angry? JUSTICE. Because it's the FISTS of RIGHTEOUSNESS, flying at YOUR FACE. Because it's TIRED of the LIES."

And then I'd probably be justice-punched in the face.

That is my new saying. Justice-punch(es/ed).

That, and "aren't you ten kinds of (useful/special)."

My water bottle broke yesterday. Sad, I know. Poor little me. Now I have to go without during classes.

Do you ever notice how things you read have a habit of coming up quite quickly afterwards? Case in point, I read about the Mantis Shrimp and how it can see four modes of light (check here for info: http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2008/03/shrimp_vision#)

and then in Computers class we suddenly started discussing animals that can see infrared. I, of course, had completely forgotten the mantis' name, but...

That happens a lot. I wonder if it's just because it's recent in your mind, so you think of it in more situations?

Posted by tcp664 at 12:59 AM | Permalink

I completely forgot to put this in my previous, dentist-related post. When my dentist was using those machine things, I kept thinking of them as lasers...

...which led to me imagining, basically, a two-hour Gundam fight.
A gundam fight

Never say the dentist can't be entertaining.

I'll get around to properly posting...Saturday, I suppose.

Posted by tcp664 at 08:06 PM | Permalink

So, today I went to my dentist to get cavities filled.

Two hours later, my chin feels non-exsistent, my tongue is as useful as a rolled up sock, I always have the feeling that I'm drooling (when I am not), and my attempts to drink ended up with water done my shirt.

The dentist DID, however, advocate my use of ice cream to speed up the de-numbing process.

...if only I could actually TALK, of course. The 's' is impossible to get out, the 'sh' a bit better...I suppose I could get a milkshake.

-.-

Posted by tcp664 at 01:58 PM | Permalink